A newspaper's main focus is to deliver what they call news ... it sits as still as you are. The ads are in boxes or slippery circulars that fall out when you pick it up.
Yes, I do read online news, but it literally gives me a headache - its all full of ads that freeze my slow ISP, and yak at me to buy something - or just as bad, flash it over what I'm in the middle of reading!
GIVE ME A REAL NEWSPAPER, DAMMIT!!!